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Stardew Valley Marriage Candidates, Ranked

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Stardew Valley is one of the most widely loved farming simulators ever created. However, part of the fun of Stardew Valley is finding a potential marriage partner. With so many virtual partners to chose from, trying to find the right person to marry might be overwhelming. It’s even more apparent when it becomes clear that some romantic options are a little better than others.

When looking at all the potential marriage partners, a few stand out as being particularly magnificent or, else, particularly underwhelming. When starting up a new save file in Stardew Valley, it might be tough to figure out who the best partner will be. Each potential Stardew Valley love interest has their own pros and cons, but there are definitely some who rank more highly than others.

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12. Potential Stardew Valley Spouse Haley Is Rude and Snobbish

It is vital to note that there are no bad love interests in Stardew Valley. Out of all 12 options, however, Haley might be the weakest link. Haley is the spoiled type who is rude and snobbish. She has secret layers underneath her exterior, though.Specifically, she likes photography and has a secret dark room.

However, it takes awhile for her to really warm up to the player. On top of that, she’s kind of mean even when gaining her favor. She only becomes friendly once the player has seven hearts in. On top of that, she keeps mentioning how much she wants peppermint coffee in the Winter Season, which is not an item in the game, making it impossible to please her during the winter.

11. Stardew Valley Love Interest Penny Is Married to Her Job

Penny is a school teacher who is somewhat married to her job. She does a lot do work to help support the children in town. However, she gets very anxious about being a bad role model, which means no drinking, no stories about her climbing trees and no nonsense. She will cook for her spouse and try to make them happy, but she’s a little restrictive for the average player. She can be a little tough to fall in love with when she’s so closed off and restrained.

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10. Elliott Is Not the Best Stardew Valley Marriage Partner

Elliott is the mysterious, aloof creative type. The novel he is working on is of a genre chosen by the player. Throughout the game, Elliott is pretty one-note when it comes to a relationship. What you see at first is what you’ll get when you marry him. This doesn’t make him a bad bachelor, but he’s a comparably flat one. Also, while Elliot is willing to dedicate a whole book to Stardew Valley spouse, he will do things like decide if the player drinks beer or wine based on their gender, so the bold romantic acts come at a price.

9. Stardew Valley Spouse Alex Has a Lot of Baggage

Alex is easy to please. He likes exercise and loves a good breakfast. Like a sweet puppy dog, he’s always eager to impress. While Alex has a lot of baggage, from his alcoholic father to feeling misunderstood by the world at large, he’s just a lovable and sweet guy. Sadly, he doesn’t have many interests beyond dogs and being physical. He doesn’t read, and he doesn’t really have any aspirations beyond being a pro-athlete. While he’s someone to support and befriend, he isn’t marriage material.

8. Sam Is a Sweet But Clueless Stardew Valley Spouse

A sweet guy, Sam is the kind of character whose very presence will make you smile from just how charming and energetic he can be about his interests (primarily, his band). At the same time, there’s not much to him. He isn’t socially bright, to the point that he doesn’t pick up on the fact that his friend Sebastian clearly has a crush on Abigail — made more obvious when Sebby requests Abigail becomes the drummer for their band. He’s sweet but clueless.

7. Stardew Valley Marriage Candidate Leah Offers Cool Choices

On the surface, Leah might resemble a female Elliott, as they’re both creative types plagued with self-doubt over their work. However, while Elliott waxes and wanes on his own, Leah’s struggles feel more tangible. She’s contacted by her ex, and wonders whether she’s made the right decisions. On top of that, she shows affection for the player far earlier than Elliott does, with several more dynamic heart events depending on player choices — and there are more choices with Leah. She also has a cool cottage in the woods. That sort of independence is just very admirable.

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6. Stardew Valley’s Maru Needs a Partner Interested in Her Passions

Maru is a brilliant scientist who has to deal with her father trying to keep her from being her own person. She is hard at work on numerous projects, some of which might electrocute those who get too close. Some fans dislike Maru for being somewhat socially removed, but all that’s really needed is showing a genuine interest in her passions, and she’ll fall head over heels.

5. Nurturing Emily’s Friendship In Stardew Valley Leads to the Red Plate Recipe

Emily is an energetic woman who lives her life full of zeal. She will dance for her love interest, trade recipes, and survive a bear with the player while camping in the woods together. What makes Emily extremely appealing, though, is that befriending her is the only way to get the Red Plate recipe. This recipe gives a temporary max energy boost, so players want to be able to make it.

4. Harvey’s Mustache May Be a Relationship Deal-Breaker In Stardew Valley

The adorkable town doctor, Harvey is devoted to keeping everyone healthy. He is bashful, and gets embarrassed when his secret aerobics training (he’s not very good) gets uncovered. He sweetly teases the player about being in a hospital. There is even an opportunity to go on a hot air balloon ride with him. The only downside? That mustache is definitely incredibly dorky. This can be a good thing for some, but for others it can be off-putting.

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3. Stardew Valley Romance Shane Moves From Hostile to Lovable

Shane starts off pretty hostile toward the player. However, it quickly becomes apparent that he is incredibly depressed, abusing alcohol and in some serious need of help. This chubby guy past his prime needs to know that someone cares about his well-being. There are two moments in the game that will undeniably make a player love Shane: when he plays with his chickens and when he mails the player an entire pizza.

2. Sebastian Is Stardew Valley’s Best Male Love Interest

Sebastian is a difficult person to talk with, because he sits at his computer programming all day. However, Sebastian is undeniably the best male love interest in Stardew Valley. He plays Dungeons & Dragons, drives a motorcycle and brings the player coffee in the mornings. Sebby is just the perfect introverted computer nerd who just needs a relationship with someone as dorky as he is.

1. Abigail Is the Best Wife In Stardew Valley

When it comes to Stardew Valley, Abigail is undeniably the best potential marriage partner. Ignoring that Abigail is the only partner who will join you in the mine for adventures and play video games with you, no other love interest is as imaginative and energetic as Abigail. Also, she eats quartz. That has to account for something.

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